Saturday, March 7, 2009

The Snuggie!!



I don't know how I passed through life without a Snuggie! A blanket with sleeves - it's a better deal than a robe! As one person on YouTube commented on the different colors the Snuggie People cheerfully claim to have;
Red=Cult member
Light Blue=Cult priest
Dark Electric Blue=Cult Leader

Even better - if you call right now [thats right, NOW] you even get a free reading light! Of course, the setting in which they show you the light doesn't need it...and they don't show you how to turn it off... but hey, you get the book light AND the Snuggie!

.... A little heavy on sarcasm, but honestly...

Friday, January 2, 2009

Late Resolutions

  • Less Diet Coke
  • Less Vain (Don't hold your breathe on that one)
  • At least 4-7 posts a month (or this one)

I do not believe in resolutions, but it is a bit fun to think of things you can improve in the new year. (Although, why you would bother with all that work is beyond me. . . )

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Cheers

Comic I found that sums up my level of cheer (don't get any caroling ideas..) ;

Sand3 Tis The Season

Would have put the comic on my blog, but it shrinks however when you save the image...

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Nuns & Monks

I have so many questions about nuns and monks, and I have to wonder; Does anybody else think like I do?

First, nuns are technically Brides of Christ, and there are a lot of them, and they call each other Sister. Monks call each other Brothers, but no one recognizes them as the Grooms of Christ. They leave that little bit out, so one could think that God's a bisexual bigamist (and it really WAS Adam & Steve).

Then, back in the day, as I read in Pillars of the Earth, that the legality of a marriage was questioned when said union wasn't consummated. Is the 'marriage' between a nun and God valid?

And I lied, those were the only two questions I had about monks and nuns...

Friday, November 28, 2008

The Drag(on) Cave

I'm a big fan of RPG (Role-Playing Games) online and such things where you can develop pets and 'neo'pets, or a character in a different era of time. Only I didn't know you could grow DRAGONS!

I just joined literally fifteen minutes, the Dragon Cave. You adopt these abandoned dragon eggs, and with enough clicks/views they hatch - and have a time limit before they die. Already I'm oddly addicted to picking up the pink eggs, though they're almost always gone when I get to click them.

http://www.dragcave.net

No problems so far, though the name drag cave gives me some questions.




Saturday, October 25, 2008

Hallow's Eve



Ah shit. Ах мамка му. Ah dritt. Less than a week till Halloween and not a clue what to be!

A vamp from various favorite series? A pirate which half Rio will turn out to be? Hobo? Tinkerbell?

Procrastination puts you in a very tight spot indeed. And I'd love to be Columbia for Halloween... (for those less-cult oriented, Columbia's an annoying high-pitched groupie in Rocky Horror Picture Show). Unfortunately it's too late to order anything, and I'm too lazy to make anything. Great thing about Halloween though, it's comes every year.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Pretty WITH Pink


After "desperately" searching for a pink dress that was in sizes for girls who'd grown out of Barbies, I've settled for random pink items that are related to the Pink Princess: pink pillow with a silhouette of Aurora and a pink pen with a bobbing Aurora head (creepy, but it's disgusting pink-ness make up for the lack of a dress).

The pen lights up too . . .